Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Oh Salvation is Here!

So here I was online...askin some Physics shit (for the stupid frikin Exam Tmr!!!) n freaking out n all n gettin ready to Get offline, to STUDY SOME MORE, when, guess wat?!

God Answered my prayers!!!

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(Hallelujah!)

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...

So Basically, I'M SAVED!
Wat a pity i cudnt have gotten tis earlier...b4 my Other papers...
but then again... It says ALL my exams!
AHA!
So tat means, the passed papers that Id ALready screwed up, will Miraculously be Correct!
(Oh, JOY!)
N tat Also means tat if i go for Physics 1 tmr, n totally leave the MCQ answer sheet blank...while its being transported to the Brit Bastards by plane, the airhostess wud Accidentally spill coffee all over the stack of Answer sheets, n Mine wud be the 1st!
N the coffee wud seep thru the packagin slightly...n MARK THE CORRECT ANSWERS!!!
(OH WOW! GODS HAND!)

Aha!
So tats enough studyin for me...
I shall go enjoy some coffee now...
N send tis to touch everyone elses lives! N save them too!
I'll become a Saint! Oh yey!
N ill go pray to God to thnk him!!!

*note heavy sarcasm!

*goes back to studyin* *grumblegrumblegrumble*

P.S. No Offence to the great guy up in the sky. God only helps those who help themselves... =P
(Ergh! Cant believe Im Preaching!)

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