Stressed Out?!

November
The end of the year is nigh
The all important FNALs are Here to Torment us all...

So,
On this terrible occasion...

Let Us C-H-E-A-T!
(No, not stuff a dwarf genius in the college locker to solve the questions and pass u the Answers!..)

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Lets have some FUN! =D

ONE
An Indian walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the
loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on
business for two
weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says
the bank will
need some kind of security for the loan, so the
Indian hands
over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is
parked on the
street in front of the bank, he has the title and
everything
checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for
the loan. The bank's president and its officers all
enjoy a
good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000
Rolls as
collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the
$5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer
says, "Sir,
we are very happy to have had your business, and
this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are
a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that
you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you
bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Indian replies. "Where else in New York City
can I park my
car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to
be there
when I return ?!!"

*grins*

TWO
Osama and Bush are having a
conversation on msn!

BinLaden9151: hello??
XprezbushX: who is this!!!!!!!! a/s/l
BinLaden9151: osama
XprezbushX: thats a funny name
BinLaden9151: at least its not bush lol
XprezbushX:shut up
BinLaden9151: did u get my message
XprezbushX: whut message
BinLaden9151: u know, my message
BinLaden9151: it wuz delivered by airmail
BinLaden9151: right into ur trade towers
XprezbushX: shut up that wasnt funny!!!!
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: SHUT UP!!!! :X
BinLaden9151: r u mad
XprezbushX: yah
BinLaden9151: why ??????
XprezbushX: bcoz u messed with my country
duhzz
BinLaden9151: well well well.now u know
how i
feel
XprezbushX:whut do u mean
BinLaden9151:other countries and forces
hurt
my people all the time
XprezbushX: hello!!! whut duz that have 2 do
with us !?!?!?!
BinLaden9151: like u give guns and $$ 2 a
lot of
those people
XprezbushX: oic ^^ so ?
BinLaden9151: i love my people like
brothers
and
ur military is all up in our holy land!!!
BinLaden9151: its pissing us off
XprezbushX: whatever dude
XprezbushX: is that all
BinLaden9151: no
BinLaden9151: imperialistic american
globalization is a raging torrent thats going to
wash away our borders, our cultures and our
identities
XprezbushX: wut u mean ......
BinLaden9151: im afraid that tomorrow im
going
to wake up and see a mcdonalds next to my
mosque
BinLaden9151:and ur troops will be like,
relax
yall,
just have a happy meal!!
XprezbushX: so whut r u wearing
BinLaden9151: ???
XprezbushX: sorry wrong window lol
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: ok so whut were u saying
BinLaden9151: like
BinLaden9151: basically
BinLaden9151: a lot of all the jets and tanks
and
gunships that terrorize us might as well be
painted
red, white and blue
XprezbushX:a/s/l
BinLaden9151:???
XprezbushX: sorry wrong window again
XprezbushX: hello r u there
BinLaden9151: YESS!!
XprezbushX: u started all this anyway
BinLaden9151: did not!
XprezbushX: u did too!
BinLaden9151: u started it!!
XprezbushX: lalalala
XprezbushX:i cant hear u
BinLaden9151: i will make ur life a living hell
XprezbushX: haha ur acting like a 13 year old
girl
who just got her phone taken away
BinLaden9151:shut up
BinLaden9151:ur immature
XprezbushX: relax, have a happy meal lol
BinLaden9151: ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH

*LAUGHS* The wrong window one was Waaaayyy RICH! =P

THREE
Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was... : "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because...: In Africa they didn't know what "food" means. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" means. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" means. In China they didn't know what "opinion" means. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" means. In South America they didn't know what "please" means. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" means..

:) I only posted this last one coz I liked the last part, bout America. =P
Evil me, i noe. =P Cant be denied though. =P