Riding the tsunami

Apparently didnt get my JPA. hmm... I have no idea as to wat im goin to do... But i Do know that my heart (n brains) were already closed to this place...not straight from the begining, but ever since the 1st teacher stepped in...well err no, the 1st teacher was ok....well, closed to each (most) teacher(s) the moment They stepped in... THEY SUCK! Well dun really wanna get into insulting them now. That doesnt seem ok...hmm... But anyways well, ive taken on a cynical n/or sarcastic approach towards them. Its very hard studying this way. (well, Duh!? VEry bad oh me eh?) ;) If i wanna start on them, i guess id better jump straight to my Eng teacher. (Coz ive got a story to tell ;)) Dun wanna diss too many peeps. Well, I dun like her. Plain n simple. She has these Airs! N shes not Dat great! So, my naturally cynical self shows like a haystack over a needle! Dat day we were learning bout adjectives, n she asked us to write n essay describing something Using adjectives! Ugh! In my opinion, an essay is an essay, if u set such rules to it, u'll only ruin it! Think about it. "I have a pretty teacher. She has big eyes. Her nose is small..." *gag me!* hehe paiseh. Anyway, I hate writing boring essays, n she DID ask for Adjectives, descibing Something! The only interesting thing was, well, not appropriate for a class paper...in Malaysia at least. ;) But well, i just Couldnt get it Out of my mind! I sure as Hell didnt want to do no paper on my brother or my pet or watever! (Or maybe Im just obsessed?! ;)) So anyways, i ended up doin this: I shuddered as I set eyes upon her sleek, beautiful body. Curvaceous yet flat, in all the right places. She was topless too! The tension building up in me was too much to handle. I ran my finger (my teacher put a circle behind my 'r'! Wat!? I have to run More than 1 finger?!?!) lightly over her glistening body and a slow thrill ran down my spine. Never had I laid eyes upon a more perfect model! (had to fit in the adjectives b4 d nouns!) I am going to take her now! In a second, I had entered her. She was so soft and warm, her insides, so comfortable. I stuck my key into her hole and turned! She let out the most satisfying purr. And then off I went with her. With every smooth change of gear, we were going higher and higher, faster and faster. She had such a lot of energy stored up in such a small, fine body. "Faster, faster!" her shrill voice seemed to scream at me. I heeded those words and raced on, feeling the cool wind in my face. Before I knew it, we had reached the edge of the cliff, the point of no return. (Wanted to substitute the nex line wit: "I realised too late that she did not come equipped with the appropriate protection." but hehe, dint wanna risk it! ;)) By the time I realised where we were heading, it was too late. I slammed hard on the brakes, trying to make her stop, but she was going too fast to stop in time. With a loud scream, we hurled over the edge! Five minutes with her and I had managed to mangle her valuable body. She was totally ruined. My first and last time ever in my BMW Z4. hmmm...kinda makes u wonder wat happened to me after being hurled over d cliff though eh? hehe. who cares?! She gave me n 'ok'...hahaha, wat a dissapointment. *sniggers* ;) I am so evil! ;) Well too bad. Not really in the mood to embrace UiTM n Indon right now...maybe in time, i'll have to... =) ... feelin bitchy...;) me me me me me