of busted balls

i cried.

someone died. (in a show)

someone was mad at God.

someone put out a cigarette in church.

someone got slapped by their father.

he was a beautiful boy.

he was a beautiful boy.

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i have always thought..

i cant pin point where i know these things but

from my knowledge of these things..
from the conversations ive had with friends (guys) about this..
from maybe, the pictures of anatomy we have in classes, i dunno.

from a certain friend hanging certain dices (is tat a double plural) in his car, the left one lower than the right... :p

that the left testicle (for men obviously, bcoz women dont have testicles) is always lower than the right.


so i was quite surprised today
when i get this from Oprah ok..

there was this Mens section with a doc this afternoon.
n he asks the audience (men), who has their penises (which is the correct plural for penis, as opposed to penii) bend to the left, and who has them bend to the right.
his explanation being that the guys penis would bend to the direction, where the corresponding testicle was hanging lower than the other. because it would give it room to go to or something.

anyways.

that meant, n since there were also raised hands for both sides, that the left testicle is not always lower than the right. n that some men have their right testicle lower than the left instead.

ahem.


well yes.
quite surprised.

see, how could my assumption have been wrong all this while.
why would i have had such an assumption so surely in my head if it were not true?
n after conversations with guys themselves who did assure me that they had the same idea.
hmmm.

Well off to wiki it is then, for where else can you get accurate information. haha. (incidentally at the time that i was at wiki, the article for 'erection' had been vandalised and then said 'i eat d*** in your *insert relationship*'s *insert female reproductive organ*. ahem indeed.)

anyways.
on wiki, i finally found my answer.
ahh how wise wiki is indeed.
apparently it is something like 85% of men, that have their left testicle hanging lower than their right.
which explains both that, no indeed, not all men have a lower left testicle, but also that the reason why we thought it was that was because Most men have lower left testicles but it is not abnormal to have a lower right testicle.

aha.
enlightened i am indeed.

me : well, you learn something new everyday huh.
him : yes, n today it was testicles.

haha.
yes, n i also learned that some men dont know which of their testicles hang lower. or that one hangs lower than the other. or that there were men/guys who would find it odd or even gay that they examine their testicles in the shower. -_-" which is, by the way, what boys/men from 15yrs onwards are adviced to do, just like women are adviced to perform breast self examinations. (but no thats not odd because, n this is according to this guy, "breast are right there on your chests! my testicles are hidden between my legs n it take effort to examine them Eww!" Hahahahaa.. what interesting information indeed.

what an informative day it was indeed.

whatever will i learn tomorrow.