writer apologises for possibly being overtly high

There is a dead puppy opposite my house.

A puppy died outside my house! N its So SAD! =(

I hate puppy. puppy stupid. puppy go die n all... =(
n now i all sad...

All SAD. *cries*

i mean.. i know the puppys saddER n stuff.. n n.. if the puppys mummy n daddy knew.. they'd probably be all SAD too! but i think if mummy n daddy CARED.. n didnt let puppy run wild over the neighbourhood.. AND told puppy things like talking to strangers.. or SITTIN UNDER MOVING CARS is BAD! BAD BAD BAD NOTTY NOTTY!!! (n maybe spanked puppy a lil).. den MAYBE.. MAYBE puppy wudnt hav DIED. *cue to sniff for poor puppy*

sigh..

now puppy going to go in paper bag.. which is such a bad way to go..

but my daddy.. who tells me not to talk to strangers. n not to sit under moving cars. (but doesnt spank me thankyouverymuch for ur concern.) says tmr we need to give puppy nice nice burial. maybe he'll go nex to the pineapple. or the banana. (whichever, means that we'll be eating dead puppy from now on btw so, eww.) so maybe puppys soul will smile down from heaven? yes. coz All dogs go to heaven dont they. even the evil ones who bark at u n make u run very fast n fall down. (No. that hasnt happened to me either thankyouverymuch again.)

Oso. apparently my nephew likes cute puppy n laughs.. (or liked. whichever. boy is that morbid.) N tats saying alot coz eventhough he likes it when u miao like a cat. (god knows why. tat poor kid.) He's usually jus stoned when u take him on walks n simply nothing gets to him. Dog or no dog. Cat or no cat. Too bad for him his daddy killed his favourite puppy. (No, thats not what happened. but shhhhh.. im certainly gonna Tell him that!)

ALso! Since we're on the topic of my favourite nephew. He cries when his grandma yawns. Again. God knows why. Weird kid. (No offense darling! Aunty luvs u very very much! Promise!) I mean. Hes 7 months old for crying out loud! Dont tell me he hasnt seen anyone yawn till now! It was jus like boom. One day my mum yawns n he goes WAHHHHHHHH!!! sob sob cry cry. distracted by cat. n den after that my mum yawns again (bcoz ofcourse u cant help stuff like that) n again he goes WAHHHHH! Like my God get a grip kid! Apparently even the sound of yawns sets him off now. Thats it. We cant have this can we. no no. Tmr. Im gonna yawn at him. We have to break this habit. Together. we shall make it my boy! Persevere!

OI! U Take That back! I am Not evil! I Am Not! I just love him that dam much ok.
Now shudup n leave us alone.


Yay. Greatness.
N Now after all the niceties. Time for the real topic of the day.

Hkl (by the way. why do they call it HKL or GHKL when GH is obViously english n Den its should be KLGH dontcha thinK!) has the Coolest elevators Ever. EVER! N i dont mean cool as in meant for the morgue dead ppl need cold freeze so dead flesh dun rot cool. (Yes my dad did think i meant tat. god.) but Cool as in AWESOME. AWESOME NESSSSSS.

Been workin (yea rite.) there the past few days. n will be for the nex 2 weeks. n yes the greatest thing about that place (or probably Only great thing) is their AWESOME elevators!

Total coolness! Why?!
Cozzzz the elevators are *dum dum dum dum!* DOORLESS!
YES! YOU READ THAT RIGHT!
D O O R L E S S!

Awesomeness! no?

constantly moving up one side n down one side. Doorless elevators! All ya have to do is hop on hop off! Like those dam hop on hop off busses in kl. Cept ofcourse if u fall Off this one u dont get run over by the bus or any other passing truck, but instead! have the greatest honour of being squished in two, or into a pancake, whichever, by the WORLDS COOLEST ELEVATOR!

Come now. say it with me. AWESOMENESSSSSSS.

sigh..... *dreams*

but dun worry. YOURE IN A HOSPITAL FOR *HEWHOMISHUDNOTNAME*S SAKE! What better place to be squished in two den a hospital huh?! RIght outside the OT too! (HAHA) cept ofcourse if u die right out. den i guess u jus go straight down to the morgue on the same lift. energy saving.

LOOK! SUCH EFFICIENCY! Who'd expect That in Msia huh?

Dont u all jus WISH u were working right where i am huh?! =D Thats ok.. i understand. Suck up to me now! Do it! N i jus might save ya rights to view the greatest elevator with me.

Yes yes.. no dont worry.. i am just that dam nice.

you wont believe me if i told you

Wonder?

why is it that the people who see the best in you,

are the ones that leave.

I hate Lucas. (one tree hill)
because he's such a healer.
"i need to heal everybody, i need to cure everybody, im in so much pain if i cant help anybody!"

Sob!

Because it makes him all sad n poopy..
n i Wuv him!
n That makes me all sad n poopy too!

SOb!

Hes so Good at making them sad faces now~!

n i hate it when people think its their job to save the world. or the worlds people atleast.
i hate people who get upset beCause they cant save the world
because OBviously
ure Not gonna be able to save the whole world.
no matter what.
u can try. n thats great.
but dont go all mopey on me if u cant save the Whole world because its Not your job.

Because they're lying? n witholding the whole truth is lying.

You've gotta save yourself first.